Miami Herald – A Subaru driver was so frustrated with cars passing her illegally on the shoulder that she slammed three times into a Jeep, according to the State Patrol. Road rage at it’s finest!

Hero drive’s road rage is a move we’ve all considered

How many times have you been sitting in a traffic jam when some ass-clown illegally zooms past you on the shoulder? Of those times, how many have you wanted to ram that idiot off the road? If you said 100% of the time, you’re correct. If you didn’t, you’re either lying to yourself, or you’re the one on the shoulder.

In a move straight out of the New Jersey driver playbook, this Kent, Washington woman lived out one of my driving fantasies. After getting tired of other drivers passing her on the shoulder while she sat patiently in the traffic, she had enough. She picked one of the inconsiderate drivers, and took the law into her own hands. What makes this story even better to me, is that she hit the other drive three times, because he tried to move over and avoid her car. The best part, however, is that both drivers were cited for the incident.

Honestly, the only thing that has kept me from doing this myself, has been having the kids in the car. There were times when I was driving my wife’s SUV, and thought “this will teach that SOB!” But, unlike this woman, I’ve never actually had the balls to do it. I’m sure both cars had to be towed, and it probably caused even more traffic for others, but I still feel like it was worth it. I’m curious how she felt after the accident?

Bravo lady Subaru driver. You are the Dad Shift road rage hero of the day. It’s a new award. We’re still working on the title.